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slaughterhouse five.

hi im david. 16 years old and living for today to make it good. please excuse the poor grammar here, buts its what i do.

some things about me. i love food, bieng stupid, trying to make people laugh, doing stupid stuff, eating, frisbee, parties and rick rolling people. yea, im THAT kind of person. I also love bieng with friends, traveling, breaking things and getting on people's bad sides...(so dont F**k with me (jk) ) im also a fighter and wont give up on people and am always willing to stick up for them.

I kinda despise bullies and will make bullies cry. its funny. I also hate work, mean people, cheese graters, and PIGEONS. those things are annoying a lot. so keep these things away from me and we'll be cool.

idk what else to do with this. so if i sound wierd yet ok to you follow me and get to know me. ok. bye bye talk to you later.

p.s. over 9000s noobs on tumblr. peace dawgs

Does anyone know any infants?

rainonpavements:

I need to babysit over the summer. I can’t get a real job because I’d have to take too much time off.

I have experience. I can give you numbers of people whose babies I have sat.

Seriously. Hit me up. Thanks

talk 2 me baby. please…

rainonpavements reblogged this from theli0nking and added:

scuse me question does david or does david not know babies that need to be sat?
theli0nking reblogged this from abattoir- and added:

DAVID what even. Hahaha. That doesn’t even make any sense…unless you and Ashlyn are secretly dating….
rainonpavements reblogged this from abattoir- and added:

that sounds creepy DOES DAVID KNOW SMALL CHILDREN THAT WANT TO BE SAT BY ASHLYN?
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